All Hail Ye Women!!!

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I guess that this world is ruled by women and we just have to accept that.

I once asked a female friend of mine as to why were women so complicated. Her answer, "Women are really simple beings, they just get complicated when they have more than one option in front of them." How simple is that?

Anyways, I found these really nice, funny and apt quotes describing the women around us. Do contribute more if you have any.

- Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

- Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

- Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

- Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

- Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.

- A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

- When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

- Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.

- Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

- The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart.

- A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

- There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

- A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

- A man chases a woman until she catches him.